I do not live in London, how can I meet you?

If you haven't already, give me a follow on Twitter to keep yourself updated with my plans to tour. Alternatively, I could come to you, please drop me a message and we can get planning!

Do you have any sexy girlfriends you can bring along?

Yup, I have tons of hot friends who would love to join us! Please check out my friends page or if you have a certain type just let me know and I can have a look through my phonebook for slutty friends that fit your fantasy ;)

I am [disabled/have a medical condition] – is that going to be an issue?

Absolutely not! I will never discriminate based on disability but please inform me of any relevant medical conditions beforehand, so that we can discuss any preferences and/or limitations you may have.

I am [PoC/non-binary/queer/Muslim/overweight/etc] – is that cool?

Yup, I never discriminate based on race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, size, or age.

I really want to see you, but I don’t have references! What do??!

You will need to provide your full name, phone number, and your current place of employment and/or links to personal social media such as LinkedIn or Facebook. In rare circumstances, I will accept a photo of your government-issued ID, which I will then ask to verify upon entering your room. I understand your need for discretion and assure you that all information will be kept strictly confidential and discarded once I have verified that you are safe.